I favor good food, and I don’t mind people who want to support local artisan producers. But I’d much rather dine on spam than on the self-congratulation of pretentious strivers.

Speaking of which, aren’t you glad that the first family gave the okay to pie this thanksgiving, and that they watch their own diet so carefully after criticizing the rest of ours? By the way, the Senate just passed a bill to give massive new regulatory power to the FDA over food.

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